One haunted room secured like fort Knox (so that no sound (screaming/pleading/scolding sound) can enter or leave the room).
Five ferocious monsters (profs.) with armours full of lethal weapons.
The frightened child standing nervously outside the door because next is his turn. His friends boosting him confidence to fight the war up to last breath (though he is unarmed (knows nothing)).
Suddenly comes a deafening sound: “send the next one”.
The hapless child collecting ‘BEST OF LUCK’ from his all friends entered the room reluctantly.
As soon as he found a place for his two kidneys here comes the first punch shot:
“What’s yours OGPA”??
The child is half dead at that very moment. He replies in a low melancholy voice.
“Sir …6.8“
Now as soon as this provoking figure reaches the ears of profs., the nuclear fission reactions of questions start from all directions.
The questions thrown to the poor child are of many types:
- Bouncer: no idea, never heard even a single term of that question
- Yorker: familiar with the terms (“yeah I had read that in 3rd semester”) yet of no help.
- Googly: the answer will be exactly opposite of what you expect.
- Vengeful: as if prof. is trying to take revenge from you (you might have done something mischievous to his car/her daughter.)
- Personal: contempting you about graceful activities in canteen or laptop.
- Despairing: This assures that you are not going to be placed.
No mercy, no sign of relief, no ceasefire. This unholy war continues until the child is completely slaughtered. Collecting his scattered ashes, the child comes out of the room. His friends ask him worriedly (though they are knowing what would had happened): “kaisa hua??”
The child replied: “matiyao be, bas ho gya ”.
And the child leaved happily up to the next viva……..

February 14th, the valentine day, the name itself brings sheer smile on the faces of youth but at when comes to its celebrations, an ominous fear & anxiety against our so called moral police also comes to their mind. The traditional day is celebrated with great elation and enthusiasm all over the world and the lovers express their love for each other by sending valentine’s card, presenting flowers or offering confectionery. But when it comes to India, which is called the united land of diversified culture, it is called vulgarity & obscenity day. St. Valentine said this day should be celebrated to show your love for the world. It’s not just boyfriend-girlfriend kind of love but also love for your brother, sister, parents and love for your country. And I don’t think this against our culture. But the recent attack on women in Mangalore and the threat to oppose Valentine’s Day by the saffron moral brigade is thwarting the serene message behind celebrating this day. The assault on brother and sister in Ujjain and several other instances of violence all over the country; is this message of violence and hatred they want to spread?